Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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