You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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