Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Randomize
