Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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