Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
her vagine was all disorganized.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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