help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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