So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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