Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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