a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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