i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pants are for mortals
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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