lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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