I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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