I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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