Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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