Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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