Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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