I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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