Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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