Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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