Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Alive.
So much puke
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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