I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Shame is for Republicans.
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