I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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