I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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