I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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