guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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