doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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