I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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