you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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