But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I will be naked everywhere
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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