That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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