So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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