Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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