What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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