I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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