Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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