All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
How naked do you want me to be?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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