what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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