What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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