i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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