return my video game
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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