there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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