I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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