What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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