i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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