Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
