there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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