I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Do vagina's smell?
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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