for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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