He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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