She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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