i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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