before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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