Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
