Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Found the puke drawer
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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