The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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