We won't sleep together?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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